Confessions of a Silent Diva

Sons of Maltreatment

June 30, 2009

They day someone explains me why do men like to be abused by women I think this blog will make no more sense. Therefore, I really hope this male race fetish for bitches never ends.

Last night, while chatting with a very good friend, we both concluded that some women (particularly Latinas) are so ballsy that the poor men had to congregate and founded what I like to call: The Sons of Maltreatment’s Coalition (S.M.C.)

Penca

August 26, 2009

Raise your hand if you’ve never had a Mr. Big in your life. Or maybe a Mr. Small, it doesn’t really matter. The point is I bet that every woman meets a good-in-paper kind of man, at least once in her lifetime… An elegant, mature, secure, confident, professional and splendid (AKA rich) man. 

Wouldn’t it be nice if, at least, this papacito lived in the same Continent? “What you have is the United Nations, my dear”, my friend said. But that’s a different story. For now, let’s get into what we’re here for:

The Male Tic-Toc

December 8, 2008

When they want to, they want to. I have no doubt about it. Of course, knowing when the hell is it that they’re ready it’s the bitch. But, when you least expect it, their biological clock goes on. And they hear that Tic-Toc. THEY DO!

I remember how my friend and roommate in Miami, Paco would come home after partying all night, AND EVERY NIGHT, around 3:00 am, he would woke me up with the same story: “Dude, I’m so tired of fooling around with chicks. I want a real woman. I want to get married.”