Confessions of a Silent Diva

Penca

August 26, 2009

Raise your hand if you’ve never had a Mr. Big in your life. Or maybe a Mr. Small, it doesn’t really matter. The point is I bet that every woman meets a good-in-paper kind of man, at least once in her lifetime… An elegant, mature, secure, confident, professional and splendid (AKA rich) man. 

Wouldn’t it be nice if, at least, this papacito lived in the same Continent? “What you have is the United Nations, my dear”, my friend said. But that’s a different story. For now, let’s get into what we’re here for:

The Male Tic-Toc

December 8, 2008

When they want to, they want to. I have no doubt about it. Of course, knowing when the hell is it that they’re ready it’s the bitch. But, when you least expect it, their biological clock goes on. And they hear that Tic-Toc. THEY DO!

I remember how my friend and roommate in Miami, Paco would come home after partying all night, AND EVERY NIGHT, around 3:00 am, he would woke me up with the same story: “Dude, I’m so tired of fooling around with chicks. I want a real woman. I want to get married.”